Dad Tax

$25.00

Introducing the “Dad Tax” Shirt — the official uniform of snack inspectors everywhere. Perfect for the dad who doesn’t just ask for a fry, but claims it by law. Whether it’s ice cream, Halloween candy, or the last slice of pizza, this shirt lets everyone know that dad’s “service fee” is non-negotiable.

Soft, comfy, and durable enough to withstand ketchup stains, eye rolls, and teenage sighs. Buy it for yourself or for the dad in your life who believes taxation is certain, but dessert confiscation is destiny.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may increase your fry intake by 37%.

Size:
Color:

Introducing the “Dad Tax” Shirt — the official uniform of snack inspectors everywhere. Perfect for the dad who doesn’t just ask for a fry, but claims it by law. Whether it’s ice cream, Halloween candy, or the last slice of pizza, this shirt lets everyone know that dad’s “service fee” is non-negotiable.

Soft, comfy, and durable enough to withstand ketchup stains, eye rolls, and teenage sighs. Buy it for yourself or for the dad in your life who believes taxation is certain, but dessert confiscation is destiny.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may increase your fry intake by 37%.