


Emotional Support Husband - Do Not Pet
Meet the “Emotional Support Husband – Do Not Pet” shirt, the ultimate way to keep your man both stylish and properly labeled. Because sometimes he’s there for moral support, snack runs, and carrying the heavy stuff… not for unsolicited small talk (or surprise shoulder pats from strangers).
Crafted from ultra-soft fabric durable enough to handle IKEA arguments, in-law visits, and repeated sighs when you say “just one more store.”
Perfect gift for wives who know their husband is cute, useful, and occasionally needs a protective warning sign.
Disclaimer: May cause chuckles in public, but husband pats remain strictly prohibited.
Meet the “Emotional Support Husband – Do Not Pet” shirt, the ultimate way to keep your man both stylish and properly labeled. Because sometimes he’s there for moral support, snack runs, and carrying the heavy stuff… not for unsolicited small talk (or surprise shoulder pats from strangers).
Crafted from ultra-soft fabric durable enough to handle IKEA arguments, in-law visits, and repeated sighs when you say “just one more store.”
Perfect gift for wives who know their husband is cute, useful, and occasionally needs a protective warning sign.
Disclaimer: May cause chuckles in public, but husband pats remain strictly prohibited.