The “Sorry, I’m Booked” Halloween shirt — because even skeletons need their quiet reading time. Featuring a bony bibliophile who’d rather turn pages than haunt stages, this tee is perfect for introverts, bookworms, and anyone who pretends their TBR pile isn’t already a graveyard of unfinished novels.
Soft, comfy, and durable enough to survive pumpkin spice spills and awkward party invites you’ll be declining. Wear it to the library, the pumpkin patch, or while ghosting social plans (literally).
Warning: May cause unsolicited “bone to pick” puns from strangers.
The “Sorry, I’m Booked” Halloween shirt — because even skeletons need their quiet reading time. Featuring a bony bibliophile who’d rather turn pages than haunt stages, this tee is perfect for introverts, bookworms, and anyone who pretends their TBR pile isn’t already a graveyard of unfinished novels.
Soft, comfy, and durable enough to survive pumpkin spice spills and awkward party invites you’ll be declining. Wear it to the library, the pumpkin patch, or while ghosting social plans (literally).
Warning: May cause unsolicited “bone to pick” puns from strangers.